Alone again...naturally

Yay for having a job that keeps me moving enough that even when I eat garbage fast food for lunch I still lose weight. A job that let’s me get a tan but I get to go back inside to the ac if I need to. A job that plays stuff like dave matthews band, earth wind and fire, stevie wonder, and grateful dead over their pa system. But most importantly thank the universe for a job, I’m glad to be employed at such a great job as this when so many people are struggling. That’s why I work hard, I want to earn my place here; in my job, in my home, on this planet. Life is not free and people forget that, and some have it harder than you. So be grateful and at least try to keep up with the rest of us.

• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Crazy stuff happens in Nowhere

So I’m on my lunch break rolling up to a red light just listening to red hot chili peppers and singing along. Then the whole car lurches forward my glasses are knocked off my face and the stuff in my car is thrown all over the place. I then realize I’ve just been rear-ended. My first thought “hey, maybe I won’t have to go back to work now.” My next thought as I look behind me is “HEY! Where is that guy going?” As he backs up and drives away. Since my glasses were off I missed getting his plate number and he got away. I checked the car and there is virtually no damage (mostly because I was rolling forward and I drive a 1980 tank of a car,) I guess that some quality detroit engineering for ya. So I went to burgar king ate my lunch and enjoyed the crazy jolt of adrenaline and went back to work. Today all I got is a little bit of a stiff neck.

Self pity is a horrible condition

soulgrandma:

That drives people away.