May 2012
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Yay for having a job that keeps me moving enough that even when I eat garbage fast food for lunch I still lose weight. A job that let’s me get a tan but I get to go back inside to the ac if I need to. A job that plays stuff like dave matthews band, earth wind and fire, stevie wonder, and grateful dead over their pa system. But most importantly thank the universe for a job, I’m glad to...
May 30th
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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Crazy stuff happens in Nowhere
So I’m on my lunch break rolling up to a red light just listening to red hot chili peppers and singing along. Then the whole car lurches forward my glasses are knocked off my face and the stuff in my car is thrown all over the place. I then realize I’ve just been rear-ended. My first thought “hey, maybe I won’t have to go back to work now.” My next thought as I look...
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Self pity is a horrible condition
soulgrandma: That drives people away.
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Fucking magnets how do they work, and other...
After working all day I went all the way to my dad’s house in South Bend because we are scattering my grandparent’s ashes Tomorrow. I was pretty beat when I got here and just ready to go to sleep. My dad stopped me and started telling me this story about how yesterday one of his very good friends came over to just talk and catch up. He was a family friend and we hadn’t seen him...
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Just got home from going to oreintation for work, went to the beach by myself and took some pictures, and ate lunch with my dad. Got my schedule for work; for the next 2 weeks ill be working 5 days a week at 9 hour shifts making over 9 dollars an hour, which means ill have tons of cash and no time to spend it. I loved going to the beach, I always have loved washington park beach, even if it is a...
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~We're all so proud of the abuse you can take~
For you to move on the memories can’t be gone can’t be forgotten. We write it out, we sing it loud, we paint it on the walls. The smiles that would cut across your now stony face chased away by the dark souls of the world who have delivered you here to this miserable place, this dark haunted part of the forest. We must embrace the pain that has been done to us, we must forgive the wielders of the...
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testtheworld asked: Hi how've you been? We haven't chatted in a while. :)
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Laying in the bath tub burning incense and listening to music…wishing I had a jay
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Got my official job offer today, painted 2 pictures, got a hair cut and hung out with my brother and one of my best friends today made beef stew from scratch and fed brother and friend. Not even dinner yet and I’d say today has been pretty satisfying. Oddly enough though its on the days where I feel accomplished and all my works done and I’m ready to just drink a cup of tea and light a...
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